"This was not part of the deal!" I shout, hurling a pine cone at his head.
He ducks his head briefly and says nothing.
"Seriously, why would you do this to me? After five years? We have never once had a fight- not even a disagreement. I know you didn't trust me at first, but things have been going so well."
He remains unmoved.
"You are such an asshole," I hiss, not quite under my breath, hitching the hose up over my shoulder. He looks at me blankly, completely unapologetic.
I turn my back on him, watering the lantana. I am seething with rage.
"I gave you strawberries!" I know this argument is futile, but I have to say my piece. The dog is pacing nervously at my feet. He has seen me like this before and he doesn't like it, but he knows there is nothing he can do.
The turtle floats about five feet from shore, munching the last of what used to be a two and a half foot tall Canna contemplatively. I squirt him with the hose and stalk off in despair.
I heard somewhere that there is good eating on one of those. He is very lucky that I am a vegetarian.
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