The Rest.

Mmmm- that cornbread totally hit the spot.
Okay, so where was I? Oh yeah- I woke up on Friday morning at nine, dropped the b.h. off at work, and went off to the B.S. Squared. Worked a fairly regular day, aside from the freakouts that people were having because of the impending (Mother's Day) holiday. I picked up the b.h. around six and we headed home. I had a shower and some dinner, then a short nap, and went to work at the bar at ten. Friday night was dismal, both musically and financially. The highlights were mostly song lyrics from the hilarious two piece redneck band. There was one song about "pansy ass fucking cover bands" who need to "buy some real underwear- man underwear, with a dick hole in the front." There was also a line about grandpa needing five tanks (oxygen) a day just to keep his ass alive." They were like the redneck Dictatortots, and N and I enjoyed them thoroughly. After that it was all downhill until, mercifully, we were able to head home around 3am. Got up on Saturday at eight, dropped the b.h. at work, came home, passed out for three more hours, then got up and hung out with the dogs for a bit. I went to the B.S. Squared for a couple hours to prep for mom's day. It was fairly enjoyable, because people seemed genuinely happy and excited about buying gifts, and were grateful for any help I could give them. It was highly unusual.
Saturday night the b.h. worked and I went out and had a couple beers with my good buddy MT. The b.h. got out of work early, and we stopped over at the 40 Watt to see Still Small Voice and the Joyful Noise. They sounded great, but the b.h. only had so much in him, so we didn't stay long.
We slept late on Sunday, thank the gods, and stopped to see the b.h.'s folks for a bit. Had to return the lawnmower because they gave us the wrong one. That was a pain in the butt. Speaking of butts, the grass is actually up to mine now, but we did get the real deal mower yesterday, so with any luck we'll be able to see the dogs in the yard again by Friday. Right now I can see the tip of KG's tail, but Wyatt is only visible when he's moving.