*Beep*"Hi, you have reached hey bartender. I am sorry I can't take your call right now, but if you leave your name and number after the beep I will get back to you as soon as I can. Thanks!"
*Beeeeep*

"Uh, hi Heybartender this is J- with the New Mobile Phone Store. I met with you yesterday about a job at the New Mobile Phone Store. I just wanted to let you know we decided to go another route. Per se."

You don't say.