Customer Of The Night

A guy with Greatest American Hero hair and a slight accent came up to order a Bud Light. He was sporting a mustard yellow t-shirt with Cunning Linguist written in fancy script across the chest. I remarked that I found it very amusing, and he said "Oh, it's even funnier than you know. My grandmother bought this shirt for me because I speak three languages and she thought it suited me." Grandma's native tongue? German.