The other day, Sven and I were talking about unfortunate business names. He mentioned Longwind Farms and Woodcock Farms, while I cited Adcock Furniture and the place back home on the Southside that's a beauty parlor/funeral home.(I can't remember the name, but beauty parlor/funeral home is right there on the sign, and I think that qualifies).

"I mean, what were they thinking, you know?"

Just now I was coming home to walk the dogs on my break from the local Grocery and I saw a truck from Hooker's Furniture.
And a hobby is born.