"Hellooooo?! I'm here for my dog chicken."
He said it like he had been waiting forever, when in fact he had just walked up.
Luckily there was another person standing there, and she answered him before I got to.
"I'm sorry, what did you say?"
"Is Betty here? I'm here for my dog chicken."
"Betty has gone home for the day. Is there something I can help you with?"
"Yes, I am here to pick up my chicken."
"Oh, so you made a special order? Can you tell me your name?"
"Bob."