Friday, January 12, 2007

Quote of the Year.

I know it's the beginning of Jamuary and everything, but seriously. I can't imagine anybody topping this one. If they'd like to try, they have 355 days.

(Drumroll)

"I didn't know she was a hooker. I thought she was a stripper."

Spoken by one of the biggest jackasses in town, in reference to his fornicating with a young lady in a public bathroom. In a bar. A bar where he used to work.

Runner up for quote o' the year 2007 is from the young lady's friend, who actually was a stripper:

"I know she does this for money sometimes, and that's one thing, but for free? In the bathroom?! That's just embarrassing"

Man, I love this fucking town.

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