Okay now I am cracking up. I had let this thing so dormant for a long time, but apparently at some point in the mid teens I was still planning to get back to it, so I left myself (sometimes insanely cryptic) notes. At the time I obviously thought that whatever had happened was memorable enough that I would write an entire post around one phrase, like this one from December 20th, 2014:

12/20/14 4:42

Champagne Larry

This is literally all I wrote. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... ahhhh. Such confidence.