Chicks Dig It.

Thankfully, the last band tonight was the best (least horrid is actually much more accurate, but I'm trying to be all glass-half-full here), so we ended the night on a slightly more positive note than the one on which we began it. After that I spent way too much time explaining to the bass player (who looked not unlike a bald Derek Smalls) that wearing his wedding band during shows would actually attract chicks. Honestly, boys. What are you thinking? That ring means that you put the lid down, you pick your socks up, that you might even know how to wash a dish. It means that you're already trained for christ's sake. And chicks dig that.